Papi Is A Liar And Bilingual

David “Big Papi” Ortiz who said in spring training that any player testing positive for steroids should be suspended for an entire season, balked on commenting about his amigo Manny. At that time, he was quoted as saying “I play for Boston, Manny plays for LA. Go ask him.” He’s also quoted as saying, “It’s a little confusing from what I’ve seen because there’s guys out there taking things you can buy over the counter. Sometimes it’s banned, sometimes it’s not. I don’t know. You’ve definitely got to be careful man.” I thought bilingual meant talking two languages, not talking out two sides of your mouth.

Papi can spit-on-his-batting-gloves, slap-his-hands-together and kiss my ass. Today he becomes the poster child for the petulant, overpaid athlete who demonstrates his overwhelming lack of intelligence and class by simply lying to the press and public to avoid personal scrutiny. He probably was convinced he would get away with it. Even blowhard Boston fans could figure the other 100 names on Selena’s list would eventually come out. I wonder if any Boston fans kept those oversized syringes they waved when A-Rod came to town, and whether they’ll recycle them for ‘Skin popper,’ I mean, Papi?
The holier-than-thou Papi will likely explain away dissing A-Rod to the “Red Sox-Yankee Rivalry.” Here’s to all Red Sox fans ending up in a foxhole with Papi as their reinforcement.

Sounds like the one who should be careful is Big Papi, as in careful about what he says. If ‘Skin Papi’ says that someone should be suspended for the season if found guilty of roids, he should stand by that statement. It’s clear that he was talking about A-Rod, as he made his cowardly remarks in spring training when the whole A-Roid story broke. But what’s also clear is that Papi can joke and toss the easy target Rodriguez under the bus, but wimp out and plead the 5th when it comes to a buddy or teammate, or now, himself. Considering it took him months to hit a home run this year, maybe Papi should jump the fence and support hCG. Seems like he could use some. Don’t expect Papi to man up to the press and public like A-Rod did.

Big smile, big hits, big Boston fan favorite. Big liar. No balls.